Wildlife Petting Chart: How to (NOT) Pet a Bison

In summary: DO NOT! 

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Also, do not try to put your child on a deer to take a picture! And do not get out of your car to get closer to the adorable bear cubs eating dandelions by the road – their mama is around and is very protective.